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Most weddings go off without a hitch, pardon the pun, but sometimes unexpected things can pop up.
But NEVER with South Pacific Weddings!
Before moving down to the stills, I guarantee this is 44 seconds of video you will want to look at more than once and, for me, it gets funnier with each viewing – it isn’t until after the first viewing that you see that the whole thing happened because the best man is perving on the bridesmaid. It’s certainly a day Chloe and Keith won’t forget! (then click the ‘back’ button to return to here).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DmtmmFEVo
Here are a few tips that may avoid any wedding ‘fails’ at yours…
Having chosen your dress, best to try it on at home and perhaps get a second opinion…
Or maybe even a third opinion… Mind you, this one would keep the male guests focused on the bride…
And remember, it is okay these days for a pregnant bride to wear a white wedding dress!
When arriving at the church, it is important to make an elegant entry…
And if you have paid a fortune for a chest enhancement, why not show it off!!
Yes, your frock should say as much about you as possible!
But, if choosing a low-cut gown, perhaps best not, repeat, best NOT to throw the bouquet.
But back to the ceremony. You may want to keep colour coordination in mind, that can be important.
Perhaps consider any potential clumsiness in the attendants…
And just watch where you are stepping.
Undergarments, of course, should not be forgotten. Unless you want to tell everyone who wears the pants in the relationship.
Getting the ring right is also important. This is not the wedding ring finger…
Nor is this the wedding ring finger…
This is the wedding ring finger!
If you need assistance to rearrange your dress at any time, do not ask the younger attendants for help.
It is best to ask someone who knows that they are doing.
Remember, it is not all about the bride! The groom may feel neglected it the bride doesn’t look out for his occasional needs.
Getting married can be stressful, so take time out to relax…
As long as you have your flowers in place, no one will notice if you are puffing on a ciggie.
Choosing the right photographer is important. You want to catch every moment on film!
And we mean, every moment!
Photographers should be mindful of the background as well as the foreground…
But not miss any of those priceless moments!
When it comes to the reception, a couple of drinks can help the groom relax…
And there is no reason at all why the bride can’t have a couple of nerve settlers as well!
When it comes to the catering, there are ways to save a few dollars…
And give a little bit of thought to what cake will suit.
Sometimes the cake can double as the dessert. Especially if the chins have doubled as well.
When choosing the guest list, probably best not to invite the ‘ex’…
So all the other guests can drink, dance and be merry…
And with the wonderful wedding over, it’s time for that wonderful honeymoon!! Woo hoo!!!
June 21st, 2011 at 4:53 am
Great looking website Ian! This post is hilarious